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Custard at home

A slot is seen on the home page and in the finder. OfCust does not invent sponsors. A brand or a shop can stand here once they ask. They approve the line, and they can have it taken down.

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A restaurant refused the jug. This space is for the custard people can buy on the way home. We do not name a brand until they ask.

Still rather a restaurant

A shop's custard is a fallback, not a substitute for a proper boat. If someone in town still serves it, go there first.

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