His Majesty's unofficial

OfCust

Too many restaurants think they are too good for custard. We inspect the jug, rate the yellow, and name the ones who refuse.

File an inspection Wall of Shame

Inspected

Still serving

On the wall

Legends

The highest honour

Hall of Legends

Empty. Bottomless is a policy, not a large jug. The first house that will not stop pouring goes here.

The gazetteer

Find a bowl of custard

Houses opt in. Hungry people search a town. None listed yet. File a report, then opt the house in.

Open the finder

Custard at home

When the restaurant will not

People still want a jug. This space is for a brand or a shop. None has asked yet.

Advertising

Space available

Advertise here

A restaurant refused the jug. This space is for the custard people can buy on the way home. We do not name a brand until they ask.

What a slot is

The league

Outstanding jugs

Full register

Named and shamed

Currently custardless

The wall

The Myrtle Tavern
Meanwood · Pub
The Myrtle Tavern in Meanwood produced a menu and then, bravely, no custard. Not a ladle, not a skin, not even a beige rumour. The pie will have to face the evening on its own.
Custardless

The six tests

How we mark a jug

Yellowness, viscosity, quantity, temperature, the skin, and whether they actually brought a jug. Fail to serve it at all and you go on the wall. There is no appeal.

Read the standard