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OfCust

Named and shamed

The Wall of Shame

Establishments that will not serve custard. They know who they are. There is no appeal, only a jug.

1currently listed

  1. 01 · URN 00002

    The Myrtle Tavern

    Meanwood · Pub

    Custardless
    “The Myrtle Tavern in Meanwood produced a menu and then, bravely, no custard. Not a ladle, not a skin, not even a beige rumour. The pie will have to face the evening on its own.”
    Field Inspector · 2026-10-04

Witnessed a refusal?

File the inspection. If they will not serve it, they go on the wall.

Name and shame