URN 00002 · Meanwood · Pub
The Myrtle Tavern
Custardless
They will not serve custard. They are named. They are shamed.
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Inspections
1
Last inspected
2026-10-04
Custard Finder
Not eligible
The finder is for houses that serve custard. This one does not.
Inspection mark
They may still download it. We would not.
NOT APPROVED. Available as a mark, should they develop a sense of humour.
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Inspection reports
- Custardless
2026-10-04 · Field Inspector
Custardless
“The Myrtle Tavern in Meanwood produced a menu and then, bravely, no custard. Not a ladle, not a skin, not even a beige rumour. The pie will have to face the evening on its own.”