Parody inspectorate · not a government service

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File an inspection

Re-inspect The Myrtle Tavern

Six tests if they serve it. Instant shame if they do not. Do not put your real name on the form.

1. The establishment
2. Do they serve custard?

Automatic verdict

Refusal is sufficient. They go on the Wall of Shame.

5. Inspector's remarks

0/500

Provisional verdict

Custardless